You guys will show up on the first day of school like
Music on full blast
Dancing like a maniac
Watching scary movies
Then getting freaked out over every little noise
Eating everything in sight
All the sudden you’re extremely hyper
On Tumblr for hours
Laughing out loud at Tumblr posts
Crying over everything because you’re an emotional wreck inside
Doing something that was a good idea at the time
Then your parents get home & ask what you did
I send you “Hey :)”
And you just say “Hey.”
I get no smiley back?
Okay, fuck you too.
And your parents look at you like:
So you stop for a minute
And when they look away you’re all like:
They’re all like
And you’re like
Well, excuuuse the fuck out of me, I didn’t know we were competing in the olympics.