Dear Sly Cooper, Oh how I love you. You are soft and chubby. You make various noises that scare my family and friends. But, I dont need family and friends when I have you. I realize you can’t be here much because you are a crime fighting racoon. But, oh how I wish I could see you everyday! Maybe I could become your sidekick. Ive come up with a whole day of plans. (It ends with the sunset) I’m not sure how or why I created you. Nor do I know why you won’t get out of my head. But, I do know that you are like my son. Not like my pig son though, I ate him. Sly Cooper, oh how I love you.